I’m at Amanda’s weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I’m lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda have a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darragh Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
so what the f–k would make you think I’d wanna go with you
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve got a horse outside
She said I don’t believe ya
I said it’s fucking true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don’t need insurance, I don’t need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he’ll kick you in the face
I don’t pay no tax, fuck NCT
you’ll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the fuckers up and down and give them one of these
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve got a horse outside
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the fucker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
ya!
I said fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
fuck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and fuck your Mitsubishi, I’ve a horse outside
if you’re lookin for a ride I’ve got a horse outside
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En una iglesia en Thomas street
Ella dice "Fitzy conduce un Mitzy
y me ha ofrecido una vuelta.
Enda tiene un Honda
así que puede que vaya con él.
Y Darragh Gibney dijo que me llevaba
en su Subaru.
Así que ¿qué cojones te hace pensar
Digo que le jodan a tu Honda Civic
Tengo un caballo fuera
Tengo un caballo fuera
Ella dijo “no te creo”
Yo digo “es la puta verdad
Y no necesito seguro
"No pago tasas
a tomar por el culo la ITV.
Llegarás con estilo
si montas conmigo."
Y los chicos van por ahí atropellando
haciendo sonar sus llaves
Y les doy uno de esos
Digo que le jodan a tu Honda Civic
Vamos, nena
bendíceme
y salta como Tir Na Nog.
Se parece a Billie Piper
después de cuarto y mitad de coca.
Y los chicos parecen celosos
cuando te llevo de allí.
justo antes cierro la puerta
la miro y pregunto
"¿Serás mi chica?"
y ella dice lo seré por supuesto
si me cojes por la coleta
y me montas como a una yegua."
Digo que le jodan a tu Honda Civic